You’re at the deep end now. Ask: “If I got famous tomorrow for something ridiculous—like inventing a self-wiping spoon—would you still treat me the same?” A true best friend will say, “Only if I get free spoons.” They’ll also remind you that you still owe them twenty bucks from 2018. Fame doesn’t change true friends; it just gives them more leverage for loan repayment.
10 Funny Questions To Ask Your Best Friend
And the ultimate test: “If I died and came back as a ghost, would you let me haunt your house, or would you call an exorcist?” If they say “I’d call an exorcist,” they’re honest but cold. If they say “Only if you promise to knock before I’m in the shower,” you’ve got a friend for eternity. Ghost etiquette is serious business.
Why You Should Actually Ask These
Look, asking these questions is terrifying. You might discover your best friend thinks your fashion sense is a cry for help. Or that they’d absolutely choose their dog over you in a fire. But the payoff is massive: you’ll either strengthen your bond or realize you’ve been investing in a friendship that’s as shallow as a kiddie pool. Either way, you win.
And remember: a best friend is someone who knows the worst version of you and still offers you the last slice of cake. So go ahead—ask them the crazy questions. If they laugh, high-five you, and answer weirdly, you’ve found your human. If they don’t, well… there’s always the Costco apocalypse plan.
Now go text them. But maybe don’t ask all twelve questions in one sitting. You’ll scare them. Start with the pizza one. It’s low stakes. Unless you’re a monster who likes anchovies. Then you’re on your own.
