Embrace the madness. Print the schedule out. Tape it to your fridge. Color-code it: red for home games, blue for road. Use a sharpie because you’ll cross out games.
Or just download the Red Sox app. It will buzz you every morning. It’s like a clingy roommate who loves baseball. You’ll learn to love the buzz.
The truth? The schedule is an excuse. An excuse to gather with friends, to curse at the TV, to yell "That was strike three!" The time is just a suggestion. The obsession is the point.
So check the list. Set your alarms. And remember: if the game starts at 1:05 PM, don’t trust the 1:05 PM. It’s actually 1:08 PM after the national anthem. Baseball time is fluid. Like a knuckleball.
Go Sox. See you on the couch.
