Let’s be real: Red classrooms smell like adrenaline and dry-erase markers. Teachers in Red zones are the ones who throw erasers at the board. Blue classrooms smell like coffee and printer paper—the teacher probably has a color-coded lesson plan for the apocalypse.
If you walked into a Red school, you’d hear shouting, laughter, and a chair scraping at 100 decibels. A Blue school? You’d hear the hum of laptops and the soft rustle of flashcards. (Spoiler alert: both are equally terrifying when exam week hits.)
