Hard water is basically nature’s way of reminding you that you’re not in charge. It’s packed with calcium and magnesium—the same stuff that builds up as crusty white deposits on your faucets and makes your soap feel like it’s giving up mid-lather. A water softener fixes this by swapping those minerals for sodium, but it needs a steady supply of salt to do its job.
And that’s where the trouble begins. You have to buy those 40-pound bags of salt, haul them into your basement or garage, and pour them into a brine tank that looks like a miniature spaceship from a 1980s sci-fi flick. If that sounds like fun, you’re probably also the type who enjoys filing taxes for sport. For the rest of us, there are salt delivery services.