What ended the marriage? Simple: Scooter Braun being Scooter Braun. Look, the man didn’t become a billionaire by being a cozy stay-at-home dad. He became a billionaire by being a ruthless, sleep-deprived, deal-making machine. And Yael Cohen, a woman who dedicated her life to preventing stuff, probably realized she couldn’t prevent the inevitable collision of ambition and domesticity.
So next time you hear someone say, “They seemed so perfect!” remember: perfect is a myth, like a quiet Kardashian dinner. The marriage ended because two alpha personalities eventually found a reason to fight over the remote—except the remote was a portfolio of pop stars. And if that’s not a cautionary tale about loving a workaholic in the spotlight, I don’t know what is.
Now go pour yourself a coffee, hug your non-famous spouse, and thank the heavens that your biggest drama is a broken dishwasher. Cheers.