Here’s the real secret: the register isn’t just for crises. It’s for peace of mind. Knowing that if the grid goes down, you’re not alone with a cold cup of coffee and a dead phone.
So go on. Sign up. It’s free, it’s fast, and it means you get to be the person who says, “Oh, I’m on the register,” while everyone else fumbles for candles. You’ll feel like a prepared, smug genius. And honestly? In a world of power cuts, that’s the best superpower you can have.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go check if my kettle is on the list. Priorities.
