Onions have no calories from sugar. Wait, that’s wrong. They have sugar, which caramelizes when cooked. But they make you cry because of a chemical called syn-propanethial-S-oxide. Say that five times fast.
Ancient Egyptians worshipped onions. They placed them in tombs. They thought the layers represented eternity. Little did they know, we’d argue about refrigerator storage.
The world’s largest onion weighed over 18 pounds. Imagine that thing rolling around your fridge. It would need its own seatbelt.
