Yes, I’m writing about toilets. Hear me out. These are single-occupancy pods. No queuing for a stall while someone has a private phone call in the next one.
They are clean. Like, surgically clean. The hand dryers sound like a jet engine, which is actually quite funny when you’re trying to dry your hands after a large soda.
There’s even a separate vanity area with mirrors. You can fix your make-up or just stare at yourself and wonder, “Did I really eat that whole pizza?”