Oh, and they sell prescription sunglasses that actually look cool. I’m talking aviators, wayfarers, cat-eyes—the works. Slip those on, and you’ll instantly feel like a retired rock star who still knows how to accessorize. Plus, they protect your eyes from UV rays, which is fancy science talk for “keep your eyeballs young and wrinkly-free.”
I bought a pair in matte black and now I refuse to walk outside without them, even on cloudy days. It’s a problem. A stylish problem.