Here’s the coffee-chat truth. Spirit’s policy is actually solid—if you follow the rules. Save your receipt. Don’t sweat in the costume. And don’t wait until January.
If you do all that, you can return that inflatable dino with a clear conscience. And maybe buy a smaller costume next year. Maybe.
Now go forth and return that cursed bridesmaid dress. Or, you know, just wear it to every boring event until 2026. I won’t judge.