Let’s be real: if you won £38 million tomorrow, you’d probably still leave the tap running while brushing your teeth. You’d still complain about the price of petrol. Money doesn’t change your personality; it just amplifies your quirks.
But it would be nice to have the option. To look at your overdraft and say, “I choose to ignore you, not because I must, but because I can.”
So next time you’re playing a casual game of marbles with a friend, or doing a quick round of Red Light, Green Light with a kid, remember: you’re playing for free. And that, my friend, might be the biggest win of all. Even if you lose the marble.