Better fencing? Yes. More patrols? Sure. But let’s be real: cows are chaos agents. They’ll always find a way. Maybe we need cow-deterrents, like a speaker that plays the sound of a grumpy farmer. Or a laser pointer? I’m joking… mostly.
Until then, keep an eye on your train app. And if you see a cow on the tracks, don’t honk—it’s useless. Just wave, take a photo for Instagram, and accept your fate. Because you, my friend, have been out-mooed by a cow with better timing than you.
Stay strong, commuter. And maybe pack a snack. Because with cows, you never know how long the delay will be. Moo-ve over, Punctuality. Bovine hour has begun.
