Here’s where it gets funny. The FCDO hasn’t issued an outright ban for Saudi Arabia or the UAE—they’re still open for business and tourism. But they do mention a “high threat from terrorism” everywhere, including the shiny, air-conditioned malls of Dubai. The surprising fact? The UAE has one of the lowest crime rates on Earth. You could leave your wallet, your phone, and your pet crocodile on a park bench, and they’d all be returned within the hour. But the risk of a random, one-off terror attack is still there—because that’s just the world we live in now.
The FCDO also warns about drone attacks by Houthi rebels from Yemen hitting Saudi airports. So, if you are flying into Riyadh, don’t be shocked if your plane does a sudden, dramatic swoop—it’s not a roller coaster, it’s “evasive maneuvers.” The good news? The duty-free still sells Toblerone.
The Bottom Line (Or, How to Still Have Fun Without Getting Kidnapped)
Look, the FCDO is not trying to ruin your vacation. They’re just very, very worried—like your mum when you go to a street party. The key takeaway? Check the warnings before you book anything. If the FCDO says “do not travel,” treat it like a bad Yelp review from the actual government. If they say “reconsider,” bring travel insurance that covers alien abduction and geopolitical meltdowns. And if they give a green light? Go enjoy your falafel, your ancient ruins, and your beautiful, chaotic bazaars. Just maybe keep one eye on the news and another on your passport. And for goodness’ sake, don’t pet the stray cats—they might have better diplomatic immunity than you do.