If you have a spare $400 (about the price of a nice dinner for two, or one therapy session after this jump), go for it. The tower offers daytime and nighttime jumps—so you can plummet through the sky under a disco ball of city lights.
Warning: do not eat a burrito before you jump. One jumper, known online as “BungeeChuck,” allegedly left a “light drizzle” on the way down. The staff now offers a complimentary barf bag. Use it.
Also, don’t wear loose change in your pockets. You’ll return to the ground with a pocketful of coins that are now speed-flattened into vaguely circular discs. Souvenir, anyone?
The Verdict
The longest bungee jump is equal parts terrifying, thrilling, and ridiculous. It’s for people who look at a 70-story building and think, “That’s not a wall—that’s an invitation.”
If you jump, you’ll join an elite club of humans who have willingly defied gravity while screaming like a cartoon mouse. And when you hit the bottom, bouncing like a rubber duck, you’ll realize something: you fell 233 meters and lived to tell the tale—preferably over a very stiff drink at the tower’s bar.
Just don’t order anything carbonated. Trust me on that.
