Bile tastes bitter. Worse than coffee. Worse than that one ex. It’s evolution’s way of saying, “Don’t eat that again.”
Bile can turn your vomit blue if you eat blue food coloring. Yes, people have tested this. YouTube is a wild place.
Your body makes about a pint of bile every day. That’s enough to fill a soda can with pure, yellow fury.
What NOT to do after this happens
Don’t chug more water. You’ll just cycle-repeat, like a sad washing machine. Wait 20 minutes, then take tiny sips.
Don’t brush your teeth immediately. Stomach acid softens enamel—brushing rubs it away. Rinse with baking soda water instead. Trust me, your dentist will thank you.
And for the love of toast, don’t drink on an empty stomach again. Your gallbladder holds a grudge longer than a middle schooler.
