Let’s get serious for 0.5 seconds. Never feed hedgehogs: chocolate, avocado (toxic to many animals), onions, garlic, grapes, raisins, or any processed human junk. Also, no nuts or seeds—they’re choking hazards and can get stuck in their tiny teeth. If you wouldn’t feed it to a baby, don’t feed it to a hedgehog.
One more horror story: raw eggs. They can carry salmonella, and raw egg whites contain a protein that blocks biotin absorption. Basically, your hedgehog’s fur will fall out, and you’ll have a naked, unhappy potato. Not cute.