Right now, we’re in the mix. If we win the Premier League?
Expect the parade to land on Sunday, May 25th or Monday, May 26th 2026.
Why? Because the season ends on May 25th. Tradition says parades are the next day—unless it rains. Then they might shift it.
If it’s the FA Cup? The final is May 17th. Parade would be May 18th or 19th.
See the pattern? It’s always a Monday or a weekend. Because you deserve to take the day off work.
The Unwritten Rules
Bring water. It gets hot. And loud.
Wear a jersey from the era you’re most nostalgic about. I’ll be in my 1998 O2 shirt.
And for the love of Arsène, don’t bring a beach ball. Just don’t.
