So, what qualifies? Almost anything that makes walking 200 feet medically miserable or dangerous. That's surprisingly inclusive. But remember: the placard is not a prize—it's a tool. And it's backed by serious penalties for abuse. NJ also requires that the person with the disability be driving or riding in the car at the time of parking. No, you cannot give your placard to your able-bodied cousin so he can dash into Target for a single bag of chips.
If you think you qualify, print that form DO-11, call your doctor, and start the process. Worst case? They say no, and you go back to circling the lot like a parking-lot hyena. But best case? You get that sweet, sweet blue badge and join the secret society of people who enter stores without a side quest of exhaustion. Just remember to wave at the rest of us—we'll be right behind you, huffing and puffing and dreaming of that 200-foot finish line.