If you asked a dolphin “Where do you live?” they’d probably roll their eyes (metaphorically) and say, “Depends on the species, dude.” But generally? Warm, shallow, coastal seas—that’s the sweet spot. Or rivers, if you’re a weird pink one.
They also live in pods, because alone? No thanks. And they live in clean water, because trash is gross. So really, dolphins live anywhere the water is warm, the fish are plenty, and the vibes are good. Kind of like your ideal vacation, but permanent. Jealous yet?
So next time you see a dolphin leaping, remember: it’s probably just bragging about its prime real estate. And honestly? They’ve earned it.
