That little phrase—“Chag Sameach” (pronounced HAG sah-MAY-ach)—is your golden ticket. It means “Happy Holiday.” But here’s the trick: say it with a smile, not like you’re reading a script. Rachel actually lit up when I said it. She told me it’s the Jewish equivalent of “Merry Christmas,” but with more matzah and fewer carols.
But what if they’re actually fasting or avoiding wine?
Passover has layers, my friend. Some folks skip bread and wine for a day or two. If they mention “Yom Tov” (the first two days), don’t ask, “Why no pizza?” Instead, try: “That sounds intense. How do you manage the kitchen switchover?” Honestly, most people love talking about the chaos of scrubbing crumbs with a toothbrush. It’s oddly relatable.
