Half of 1/4 cup is 2 tablespoons. But deeper than that, it’s a lesson in humility. You thought you were making lasagna, but you were actually learning to trust yourself. Cooking is algebra you can eat. You can’t fail as long as you’re willing to laugh at your lumpy gravy.
So go forth. Halve your quarters. Lick the spoon. Remember: a kitchen mistake is just a story you can tell with your mouth full. And if all else fails, order pizza. The math still works.
