If you’re losing your mind with family, movie theaters are your escape pod. Major chains like AMC and Regal typically open in the afternoon on Christmas Day. It’s a strategic move—they know you need to hide from Aunt Carol’s political rants. Plus, a new blockbuster is usually dropping. Best. Gift. Ever.
Hotels are also open, obviously. Their restaurants and bars often run sets of Christmas brunch or dinner. It’s pricey, but there’s something delightfully decadent about letting someone else carve the turkey while you sip a mimosa in a robe. You’re not lazy; you’re strategic.
The “Maybe, Maybe Not” List
Starbucks is a coin flip. Some corporate-owned stores close, but locations inside Target or in airports might stay open. Don’t bank on your triple-venti nonsense; check online before you drive into the void.
Walmart is almost always closed on Christmas Day. They’ve leaned pretty hard into the “family first” brand move. Same for most major grocery stores like Kroger or Trader Joe’s. These are hard closures—don’t even try the back door.
Is anything open on Christmas Day? Store and restaurant chains whose
McDonald’s? A wildcard. Many franchise locations open for a few hours, usually breakfast. But it’s a gamble. You might get a happy meal, or you might get a locked door and a sad clown face. Proceed with caution.
