For sheer indulgence? Fiji wins. It’s water as a luxury item. Drink it when you’re feeling like a queen/king/themonarch of your own kitchen.
For everyday hydration? Smartwater or a good spring water. Clean, neutral, doesn’t try too hard. It’s the jeans-and-t-shirt of water.
For the budget-conscious? Store brand spring water. Yes, really. I did a blind taste test in my living room (scientific, I know). Store brand was often smoother than the big names. Fight me.
So go forth. Hydrate with intention. Don’t let fancy labels trick you into thinking you’re a bad person for liking tap. And if you’re still overwhelmed…
Just buy the one with the prettiest bottle. That’s what I do. We’re all just fancy apes drinking from plastic. Might as well enjoy the aesthetics.
