We learn that mottos can be hilariously disconnected from reality. Puerto Rico’s official motto is like a dusty suit in a closet that nobody wears to the block party. The real spirit of the island is captured in its music, its food, and its people’s relentless optimism. If you want a motto that captures that, try: “We survived hurricanes, colonialism, and still make the best rum.”
But don’t toss “Joannes Est Nomen Eius” in the trash just yet. It has a strange charm. It’s a reminder that Puerto Rico’s history is layered like a good lasagna: Spanish, American, and a dash of ancient European weirdness. And honestly, having a motto that sounds like a Bible trivia question? That’s so Puerto Rico — embracing the weird, the sacred, and the utterly confusing all at once.
So next time you meet a Puerto Rican, try dropping this bomb: “Hey, did you know your motto says John’s name?” They’ll either laugh, shrug, or challenge you to a game of dominoes. Either way, you win. And if you ever get a tattoo of the motto, please send me a photo. I need to see that on someone’s bicep, right next to a palm tree.
To sum it up: Puerto Rico’s official motto is “John is his name,” but its true motto is “We are still here, and we are awesome.” And that, my friends, is a story worth drinking a cold Medalla light to. Salud.
