You might think the cream-to-cookie ratio has shrunk over time. You’re not paranoid. In 1970, an Oreo had 45% cream by weight. Today? It’s about 39%. Nabisco calls this “optimization.” I call it heartbreak with a patent. They replaced some cream with air to save money. Your Oreo is now 6% less excited to see you.
But wait—there’s a surprising fact that might restore your faith. The Double Stuf Oreo actually has nearly double the cream. According to Nabisco’s own documents, they use a specific die-cast machine that extrudes exactly 70% more cream. It’s not “double” in the literal sense, but it’s close enough to make you feel victorious.