Look, I’m not saying you should never buy distilled water. It has its place—right next to your steam mop and your aquarium. But for drinking? Your body prefers a bit of personality in its water, those tiny mineral flavors that make it feel alive.
So go ahead, hydrate with tap or spring. Let the distilled water be the weird cousin who shows up to family dinners and only talks about vaporization. It’s useful, sure, but you don’t have to invite it to every picnic.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go change the water in my iron. My shirt needs ironing, and apparently, my tap water is a total diva about it.
