Don’t forget banks and post offices—closed. Good Friday is a federal holiday for them, which means you can’t mail your tax return or deposit a birthday check. Try again Tuesday, champ.
And what about garden centers? Half and half. Big box ones are closed, but independent nurseries? They might stay open because plants don’t care about calendar dates. Neither do weeds.
One more wildcard: IKEA. They’re usually closed on Good Friday. So if you needed a meatball and a flat-pack dresser, you’re out of luck. Pray to the god of Allen keys.