So, what time does Aldi close today? The answer is: probably before you need it to. Use the app, check the sign, or just arrive with a backup plan. And if all else fails, remember that Aldi’s hours are a metaphor for life: They’re short, they’re inconsistent, and they’re designed to make you question your choices.
Now go forth. Buy the cheap chocolate. Live your best life. And for heaven’s sake, don’t try to enter Aldi at 7:58 PM on a Sunday. That’s how you get haunted by the ghost of a German efficiency expert forever.
You’re welcome.
