So, stop guessing. Open your phone. Type in “Michigan football kickoff time.” Be the smart friend who knows the answer before anyone asks.
And if the time is inconvenient? Too bad. You’re still watching. You’re a Wolverine. You don’t complain about the clock; you dominate it.
Now go forth. Find that time. Set your alarm. And prepare for three hours of pure, beautiful, screaming chaos. Go Blue!