Do not stare at the moon during a lunar eclipse thinking you’ll be cursed. You won’t. You’ll just get a stiff neck. And if you see a werewolf, it’s probably just your neighbor Dave walking his greyhound at 3 AM. Dave is harmless; the greyhound is the one who judges your garden gnomes.
So, write it on your calendar: “Blood Moon, 2:30 AM – Wake up, look up, be amazed, then go back to bed.” It’s a free magic show from the universe, and it’s happening right above your leaky roof. Don’t miss it—unless it’s raining. Then definitely miss it. Dave will send you a photo.
