Right now, as you read this, the Seahawks game is probably at 1:05 PM Pacific. But what if it’s a Thursday? Then it’s 5:15. What if it’s a Saturday? Wait, the NFL does Saturday games? Yes, in December. Because football wants to ruin your weekend plans.
Bottom line: open your phone. Search “Seattle Seahawks schedule.” Look for “Time” and “TV.” If it says “TBD,” go outside and touch grass. The universe is testing you.
Now go prep your snacks, put on your lucky socks (the ones with the moldy-looking grass stains), and get ready to yell. The Seahawks are playing today. The time is… well, you’ll figure it out. You’re a fan. That’s what we do.
