Because it’s bonkers. In 2026, we’ll see a King who rides a horse while wearing a military uniform with gold braid. In the 21st century. That’s weird and wonderful. Also, the soldiers have to stand still for hours. If they faint, they get carted off by medics in top hats. Yes, top hats. That’s a real job.
And the horses? They’re not actors. They’re actual cavalry horses. Some have been known to bite tourists. Respect the horse.
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Here’s a weird one: the soldiers’ bearskin hats are made from real bear fur. And they weigh about 1.5 kilograms. That’s like wearing a small dog on your head. Also, the music played during the parade includes pop songs. In 2026 they played “We Will Rock You.” Queen Elizabeth II probably headbanged. (We can dream.)
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Another fun detail: the King’s official birthday is in November. But Trooping the Colour happens in June because UK weather in November is awful. So the monarch gets a summer party, then a real birthday cake in the winter. Smart.
