If you’re desperate, get a cat. Cats are adorable spider-terminators. Or adopt a gecko—they’ll treat spider webs like appetizers. But fair warning: you’ll trade one small anxiety for another (e.g., “Did the gecko escape?”).
Another option: introduce daddy longlegs to your home. They’re harmless to humans but will eat other spiders. It’s like hiring a bouncer to fight bouncers. However, daddy longlegs are venomous—just not to humans. Their fangs are too short to bite you. So you get the all-star defense without the risk.