Let's be honest, the biggest enemy of an England fan isn't Germany or penalties. It's the timezone. When the World Cup is in Qatar or Russia, the matches often land smack in the middle of your workday. You know the drill: sneaking your phone under the desk, pretending you have "digestive issues" to slip away for forty-five minutes.
If the tournament is in Europe, like in Germany or France, you’re in luck. Kick-offs are usually a civilised 2:00 PM or 5:00 PM UK time. But if it's in the Americas? Brace yourself for 3:00 AM alarms. Honestly, who decided that watching Kane take a corner at 4 AM is a good idea? Your sleep schedule becomes a hostage to Harry Maguire’s good form.
