April 5th in the UK is a lottery. You could get blazing sun and wear shorts. Or you could get horizontal sleet and wear a duvet coat. Hope for the best, pack for a blizzard.
Seriously. Have a coat, an umbrella, and a pair of sunglasses in your bag. You’ll look like a frantic tourist. You’ll also be prepared for anything.
So, to recap your 2026 Easter timeline:
Pancake Day: February 17th. Eat. Good Friday: April 3rd. Laze. Easter Sunday: April 5th. Chocolate. Easter Monday: April 6th. Regret all the chocolate.
See? Easy. Now you’re officially the smartest person in your group chat. You’re welcome.
