Feeling crafty? You can DIY a cracker in fifteen minutes. Get a cardboard tube, some tissue paper, and a metal snap strip from a craft store.
Fill it with a silly toy, a bad joke, and a paper hat. Seal the ends with ribbon. Ping! You’re a cracker artisan.
Pro tip: Don’t use real gunpowder. Leave that to Tom Smith’s ghost. He haunts bakeries with a poof of smoke, probably grumbling about patent law.
