Now, for the surprising bit that’s true-ish: a few years ago, a tabloid claimed Ant and Dec jointly bought a £3 million holiday home in Barbados—“Geordie Shore meets the Caribbean.” Turns out, it’s not true (sadly), but they do occasionally vacation together there in a rented villa. Imagine the vacation photos: Ant in a speedo, Dec in a questionable kaftan, both sipping piña coladas while arguing over who’s the better presenter. Gold.
So, to answer the burning question: Ant lives in a Georgian mansion with a Kensington flat as his “backup plan”; Dec lives in a Newcastle manor with a London crash pad. They don’t live together, but they certainly live in the luxury tax bracket—and honestly, good for them. Next time you watch them prank a contestant on Saturday Night Takeaway, remember: one of them might be recording from his home cinema, while the other’s in a dressing gown arguing about mattress quality.
As a wise person once said: “Home is where the Wi-Fi is free, and the presenter you love can still show up on your screen every Saturday night.” Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to check if Ant and Dec’s postcodes are on Google Maps (they’re not—I tried). Don’t try the same. Trust me.
