So, if you ever find yourself arguing over a pub quiz, remember: Canada wears the crown. Not because of maple syrup, polite people, or hockey—but because geography decided to make its edges ridiculously crinkly.
And if someone tries to tell you it’s Australia or Russia? Just smile, take a sip of your drink, and say, “Fractals, my friend. It’s all about the fractals.” Then watch them Google it like I did after that Portuguese seagull incident.