The first thing you’ll notice is how impeccably tidy everything is—hello, Caravan and Motorhome Club standards. The pitches are spacious, the grass is manicured like a golf course, and the facilities shine like a showroom. You could literally eat your dinner off the bathroom floor, but please don’t; that’s weird.
Then there’s the staff, who are so cheerful you’ll suspect they’ve been drinking the tap water. Spoiler alert: it’s just Welsh charm. They’ll help you level your ‘van, suggest the best pitch, and probably offer you a biscuit if you chat long enough.
Where you’ll be sleeping (with a view of the action)
The pitches are a mix of hardstanding and super-level grass, so your awning won’t look like a drunken tent. Choose a spot near the White Water Centre if you love a bit of watery soundtrack—it’s surprisingly soothing, like a white noise app with actual soul.
Prefer total silence? Grab a pitch at the far end, where the only sound is a friendly robin judging your barbecue skills. Either way, the views over the Clwydian hills are a masterpiece you didn’t have to pay for.
