After analyzing 847 photos (I’m not kidding, I actually did this for a laugh), here’s my final, expert opinion. Prince George looks like his mother’s father—Michael Middleton—when he smiles. When he smolders, he looks like a young William.
But in his everyday, “stop taking my picture, you creeps” mode, he looks like a regular ten-year-old boy. Which is both the most boring and the most charming answer.
And let’s not forget the most important resemblance: he looks exactly like a child who has no idea his face is causing international debate. Good on you, George. Keep that royal poker face.
Funny Enough, This is What Matters Least
Honestly, who cares if he has William’s chin or Kate’s eyebrows? The kid is going to be king one day. He’ll probably look like a tired bureaucrat by then anyway.
But if you’re still fixated, here’s the truth: he looks like a fusion of every royal ancestor since 1066, filtered through a Middleton milk float. And that is exactly as confusing as it sounds.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go analyze a photo of Princess Charlotte. I hear she has the ghostly smile of a 17th-century German princess. The obsession never ends.
