Lord Sugar leaned back in his chair, looking like a turtle who’s just seen a fast-food menu. He stared at Penelope for an uncomfortably long five seconds. “You sold scented paper,” he said, “and you think you can sell a holiday? That’s like asking a gerbil to drive a Ferrari.”
Penelope then tried to blame her teammate, a man named Kevin who once cried because his pen ran out of ink. Sugar didn’t buy it. “You’re fired,” he said, and honestly, you could hear the collective sigh of relief from the couch cushions across the nation.
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Here’s a wild nugget: Penelope’s scented stationery company, “Sniff-a-Sticky,” actually made £50,000 profit last year. But she spent £70,000 on fragrance consultants—yes, people whose job is to smell pencils. When Sugar found out, he nearly choked on his tea. “You’ve got the nose of a bloodhound and the brain of a potato,” he growled.
Also, Kevin—the crying guy? He’s actually a former rocket scientist who quit to become a life coach. True story. He spent the whole task trying to “manifest” a win. It didn’t work. Karma’s a funny thing.
