Let’s be honest: David’s ex-wife was a literal supermodel. She had cheekbones that could cut glass. So when he swapped that for a psychotherapist who wears sensible flats, some people raised an eyebrow. But here’s the thing—Dr. Laura is a total catch. She’s smart, grounded, and doesn’t need his fame to feel important. Plus, she’s got that whole “I can listen to your childhood trauma without flinching” energy. (David: “My father never laughed at my jokes.” Dr. Laura: “Tell me more.”)
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And get this: she’s also a published author. She’s written books about emotional resilience and parenting. That’s right—she’s not just fixing his brain, she’s probably giving him notes on his children’s books. “David, that chapter about the poo-eating alien? Very Freudian.”
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I imagine their dinners are a mix of deep conversations and absurd jokes. She probably says, “Explain the metaphor in Mr. Stink,” and he replies, “There’s no metaphor, Laura. It’s literally a book about a smelly man.” And she laughs. Not because it’s funny, but because she gets him. That’s the secret sauce, folks: a partner who appreciates your weirdness even when it’s not Oscar-worthy.
They live together in his massive London home, which I picture filled with both professional books and inflatable costumes. (Balance, baby.) Friends say he’s “calmer” now—less desperate for attention. Apparently, love from a psychologist is like therapy you don’t have to pay for. Or maybe you do pay for it, but only in emotional vulnerability.
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