Derrick Henry is officially unattached (as far as the public knows), and he’s not rushing to change that. He’s a 30-year-old NFL legend with a $50 million contract, a highlight reel that makes defenders cry, and the privacy of a ninja. If he ever does settle down, it’ll likely be with someone who doesn’t mind being called “Mrs. Stiff-Arm”—and who can handle the fact that she’ll never, ever win an arm-wrestling match.
Until then, keep your eyes on the field, not his relationship status. Because when Derrick Henry is single, he’s dangerous. And when he’s married? Well, let’s just hope his future wife knows how to cook a whole cow.
