You know the type. They’ve got a handheld fan, a matching athleisure set, and a GoPro strapped to their chest like a third lung. They’re not looking for adventure—they’re looking for the perfect golden-hour shot under a canopy of leaves. “Oh my god, this moss is so aesthetic!”
They’ll post a selfie with a howler monkey in the background, but you just know they’re sleeping at a five-star eco-lodge with air conditioning. Let’s be honest: the only thing they’re conquering is their Instagram follower count. But hey, if it gets them outside for ten minutes, I’m not mad about it. Just please, please put the phone down before you step on a snake.
