First up is Naga Munchetty, the BBC Breakfast presenter who probably thought she was just going to a bush craft meeting. She’s got the energy of a woman who once faced down a politician and a malfunctioning autocue, so the biggest danger is a spider judging her morning outfit. Expect her to organize the campfire like a last-minute production meeting.
Then there’s Danny Jones from McFly. Yes, McFly. The band that was massive in 2005 and now has a cult following of nostalgic millennials. Danny is likely to be the camp’s resident guitar player, strumming “Obviously” while everyone else is trying to catch a rat. He’ll probably win just because 35-year-old women will vote for him out of pure childhood loyalty.
