Don’t stress the exact name. The Dodgers have a magic farm system. They pull pitchers out of their back pocket like a magician pulls rabbits.
One night it’s a future Hall of Famer. The next night it’s a guy who was selling insurance in 2026. Both are equally capable of winning.
So sit back. Pop a cold one. And enjoy the ride. Because the answer to “Who pitches tonight?” is always, “A Dodger.” And that’s usually good enough.
Unless it’s a bullpen game. Then, um, buckle up. It’s gonna be a weird night.
But hey, weird nights are the best stories anyway.
