Ask yourself: Is the smell coming from me? If yes—brush, floss, hydrate, or wait for the burrito to pass. Is it coming from a drain? Pour water. Is it coming from an electrical outlet? Stop reading. Call an electrician. Overheated wires can smell faintly sulfurous, and that’s a fire waiting to happen.
Is it everywhere, all the time, and making your eyes water? That’s the gas company, honey. Get out. For everything else? It’s just life being stinky.
So you smell sulfur. Big deal. You’re not dying. You’re just a little bag of chemistry, living inside a house full of pipes and appliances, eating eggs. It’s a wonder we don’t smell like a science fair every single day.
Go drink some water. Open a window. And maybe—just maybe—apologize to your toaster. It’s doing its best.