Look, I’m not saying all bottled water is trash. Some brands—usually in glass bottles—taste genuinely great. But those plastic ones? They’re a gamble.
If you’re desperate, buy a glass bottle. Or, better yet, get a reusable metal or glass bottle and fill it from the tap. Let it chill. Your taste buds will thank you.
And the next time someone hands you a warm plastic bottle, just smile. Take a tiny sip. Then quietly admit to yourself: I knew it. The plastic gremlins are at it again.
