Why is The Affair not on ITV tonight? Because TV is a chaotic, living thing. Because football exists. Because someone in scheduling has a twisted sense of humor. But here’s the real answer: to make you want it more. It’s a tease. A game. And you, my friend, are playing it perfectly.
Now go. Binge something else. Or rewatch season two, episode six—the one where the detective’s hair changes color mid-scene. You’ll notice it. And you’ll thank me later.
