Maybe the network goes down to remind us that we are not machines. We are messy, signal-blocking humans who need to reconnect—sometimes with a Wi-Fi password, sometimes with the person sitting next to us.
The next time your Vodafone signal disappears, don’t just seek a fix. Pause. The world is still spinning. The memes will still be there when you get back.
And if they’re not? Well, you can always blame the rain. It’s an elegant excuse with a touch of British poetic drama. Cheers to that.
